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Coctopussy was inspired by drunken ramblings about the origins of the Coctus on a wet summers night with Miss Bipede. 

Multi-purpose object; pin cushion, voodoo cock and/or decoration.

Double sided handbag with hand appliquéd snake and self crocheted strap. 

Sweater with stitched handkerchief and beads. 

Experimenting with hand embroidery techniques on old jumper.

Turtleneck with stitched handkerchief.

Dutch fries made out of yellow fabric, stuffing and found 'patatje zakjes' (fries bags). 

These books are handmade with scrap paper that are too often discarded, even before usage sometimes. Found in print shops, offices and schools, I collected this everyday item piecing the off-cuts into a bound object. They can be used as scrapbooks or note books.

Vomitman is mine! Hand stitched tee made during an intense vomit-prone period. 

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